Please tell me I look nothing like this lady:

The comparison is starting to piss me off.
UPDATE:
Well you guys are NO help at all. I guess a side by side would be the next step – I will be vindicated. I am so NOT the Progressive Insurance Lady.
An online diary about a thirty-ish, underachieving perfectionist, master procrastinator, extreme knitter, kamikaze cook, confectionery engineer and amateur foodie with aspirations to take over the world, one craft at a time.
Please tell me I look nothing like this lady:

The comparison is starting to piss me off.
UPDATE:
Well you guys are NO help at all. I guess a side by side would be the next step – I will be vindicated. I am so NOT the Progressive Insurance Lady.