This came in yesterday:

Then my grandpa sent me 4 emails this morning on how to get rid of wrinkles.
Is someone trying to tell me something?
I know that I have established that I may be a little old lady already, but seriously? AA-frickin-R-P?
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This came in yesterday:

Then my grandpa sent me 4 emails this morning on how to get rid of wrinkles.
Is someone trying to tell me something?
I know that I have established that I may be a little old lady already, but seriously? AA-frickin-R-P?
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Ted Says:
Hiya, Amanda! I wouldn’t take it personally – I was invited to join the “Women’s Book Club” in the mail several years ago. I think they’re all just a little confused.
Mom Says:
Just throw it away. Immediately. Deny it ever came to you. I have never once opened an envelope from A-A-frickin-R-P. How could I possibly be getting that already? Seems like I just got out of high school (oh . . .thirty-something yrs. ago . . .) Ok, I am old enough to receive it but still don’t believe it.
mom