Spazzmanda

There are weak days and there are strong days and will continue to be of both, though the strong will get stronger and more plentiful. Good for you for having a strong day!

The Waffle House Wedding is great! I especially liked the shot in the slide show of the wedding rings stuck in a waffle.
You are going to be fine, Amanda, and we all love you. It’s okay to breath thin air. Thin is good. By the way, you are looking sleek and thin these days. I’ve got to get back to the gym with you. You are an inspiration.

Arni! Did they invite you to the wedding? I would have been very sad to be left out of such an event, it looked so special!

mmmmmm…. chocolate cream pie!!! have you seen the movie The Waitress? Cute movie, and all through it, the girl makes up these pies in her head (in a soft little southern accent, so it’s pah, not pie) and names them things like “i-hate-my-husband-pie” and then proceeds to list out what she would put in it. you’re a groovy chick and your doing great throuh all this mess!

I had this friend once in middle school (we shall call her Shmulie Shitstain) and Shmulie always came over to my house and complained about this or that. She said my room smelled funny and she didn’t like that my walls were covered in unframed Teen magazine pictures. I was always doing things to please Shmulie and make my house more pleasant for her. Then one day, my ole crazy dad told me that I should tell Shmulie to piss off and stay at her own house if she didn’t like the smell of mine. So I did because I really liked the smell of patchouli and oatmeal mixed together and I thought Sebastian Bach looked great without a frame and who the hell was she to come sniffing around my private areas in the first place! I think I lost the point of this story…..something about integrity…I should really write children’s books though.