Comments on: Funniest Thing ever http://www.spazzmanda.com/2008/08/14/funniest-thing-ever/ A Knitten' Kitten. Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:34:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Rachel http://www.spazzmanda.com/2008/08/14/funniest-thing-ever/#comment-540 Rachel Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:11:00 +0000 http://www.spazzmanda.com/?p=193#comment-540 I had this friend once in middle school (we shall call her Shmulie Shitstain) and Shmulie always came over to my house and complained about this or that. She said my room smelled funny and she didn't like that my walls were covered in unframed Teen magazine pictures. I was always doing things to please Shmulie and make my house more pleasant for her. Then one day, my ole crazy dad told me that I should tell Shmulie to piss off and stay at her own house if she didn't like the smell of mine. So I did because I really liked the smell of patchouli and oatmeal mixed together and I thought Sebastian Bach looked great without a frame and who the hell was she to come sniffing around my private areas in the first place! I think I lost the point of this story.....something about integrity...I should really write children's books though. I had this friend once in middle school (we shall call her Shmulie Shitstain) and Shmulie always came over to my house and complained about this or that. She said my room smelled funny and she didn’t like that my walls were covered in unframed Teen magazine pictures. I was always doing things to please Shmulie and make my house more pleasant for her. Then one day, my ole crazy dad told me that I should tell Shmulie to piss off and stay at her own house if she didn’t like the smell of mine. So I did because I really liked the smell of patchouli and oatmeal mixed together and I thought Sebastian Bach looked great without a frame and who the hell was she to come sniffing around my private areas in the first place! I think I lost the point of this story…..something about integrity…I should really write children’s books though.

]]> By: Missy http://www.spazzmanda.com/2008/08/14/funniest-thing-ever/#comment-521 Missy Fri, 22 Aug 2008 00:22:26 +0000 http://www.spazzmanda.com/?p=193#comment-521 Hey Amanda - we're only met a couple times, and you probably don't remember me, but I read your blog as a silent participant. I hate to see what you are going though, and my heart breaks for you. I think you've been incredibly civil through it all, much more so than most people I know could be. Ignore the haters, those who can only say negative things usually lead lonely lives and just want someone to be in their company. Life will get better - I promise - it just takes time. Hey Amanda - we’re only met a couple times, and you probably don’t remember me, but I read your blog as a silent participant. I hate to see what you are going though, and my heart breaks for you. I think you’ve been incredibly civil through it all, much more so than most people I know could be. Ignore the haters, those who can only say negative things usually lead lonely lives and just want someone to be in their company. Life will get better - I promise - it just takes time.

]]> By: Jen K. http://www.spazzmanda.com/2008/08/14/funniest-thing-ever/#comment-510 Jen K. Sun, 17 Aug 2008 02:25:56 +0000 http://www.spazzmanda.com/?p=193#comment-510 mmmmmm.... chocolate cream pie!!! have you seen the movie The Waitress? Cute movie, and all through it, the girl makes up these pies in her head (in a soft little southern accent, so it's pah, not pie) and names them things like "i-hate-my-husband-pie" and then proceeds to list out what she would put in it. you're a groovy chick and your doing great throuh all this mess! mmmmmm…. chocolate cream pie!!! have you seen the movie The Waitress? Cute movie, and all through it, the girl makes up these pies in her head (in a soft little southern accent, so it’s pah, not pie) and names them things like “i-hate-my-husband-pie” and then proceeds to list out what she would put in it. you’re a groovy chick and your doing great throuh all this mess!

]]> By: Melly http://www.spazzmanda.com/2008/08/14/funniest-thing-ever/#comment-506 Melly Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:50:16 +0000 http://www.spazzmanda.com/?p=193#comment-506 I like pie! :) *hugs* Hang in there! I like pie! :)

*hugs* Hang in there!

]]> By: Spazzmanda http://www.spazzmanda.com/2008/08/14/funniest-thing-ever/#comment-504 Spazzmanda Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:33:33 +0000 http://www.spazzmanda.com/?p=193#comment-504 Arni! Did they invite you to the wedding? I would have been very sad to be left out of such an event, it looked so special! Arni! Did they invite you to the wedding? I would have been very sad to be left out of such an event, it looked so special!

]]> By: Arnold http://www.spazzmanda.com/2008/08/14/funniest-thing-ever/#comment-499 Arnold Fri, 15 Aug 2008 05:13:37 +0000 http://www.spazzmanda.com/?p=193#comment-499 You go girl!!! Something funny to add to the Waffle House bit, lol. I went to high school with them, and used to live across the street from Waffle House, whoot whoot! No matter how thin the air gets just breath and everything else will follow! and dont for get to be taking your breaks at work, even if it is to sit out side for a moment. You go girl!!! Something funny to add to the Waffle House bit, lol. I went to high school with them, and used to live across the street from Waffle House, whoot whoot! No matter how thin the air gets just breath and everything else will follow! and dont for get to be taking your breaks at work, even if it is to sit out side for a moment.

]]> By: Shari http://www.spazzmanda.com/2008/08/14/funniest-thing-ever/#comment-498 Shari Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:17:43 +0000 http://www.spazzmanda.com/?p=193#comment-498 The Waffle House Wedding is great! I especially liked the shot in the slide show of the wedding rings stuck in a waffle. You are going to be fine, Amanda, and we all love you. It's okay to breath thin air. Thin is good. By the way, you are looking sleek and thin these days. I've got to get back to the gym with you. You are an inspiration. The Waffle House Wedding is great! I especially liked the shot in the slide show of the wedding rings stuck in a waffle.
You are going to be fine, Amanda, and we all love you. It’s okay to breath thin air. Thin is good. By the way, you are looking sleek and thin these days. I’ve got to get back to the gym with you. You are an inspiration.

]]> By: Jeff http://www.spazzmanda.com/2008/08/14/funniest-thing-ever/#comment-497 Jeff Thu, 14 Aug 2008 21:25:12 +0000 http://www.spazzmanda.com/?p=193#comment-497 Well said. The trash is at the curb, and isn't it amazing how it all eventually congregates together at the landfill? Well said.

The trash is at the curb, and isn’t it amazing how it all eventually congregates together at the landfill?

]]> By: Jennifer http://www.spazzmanda.com/2008/08/14/funniest-thing-ever/#comment-496 Jennifer Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:57:48 +0000 http://www.spazzmanda.com/?p=193#comment-496 There are weak days and there are strong days and will continue to be of both, though the strong will get stronger and more plentiful. Good for you for having a strong day! There are weak days and there are strong days and will continue to be of both, though the strong will get stronger and more plentiful. Good for you for having a strong day!

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