I’m Marianne Dashwood. Which surprises me because I always thought myself to be much more like Elizabeth Bennett (but don’t we all fancy ourselves Elizabeth Bennett where Colin Firth is concerned? Thank you very much.)
No matter. That reminds me, I do believe I am due for my period any day now- so I must go home and watch Sense and Sensibility straight away! (My current favorite “period” film. Get it?) Oh come on, was it really that bad?
I can hear my mother lamenting the fact that I made mention of my cycle in a public place, thinking that she had raised me with more sense. I suppose I might not be Elizabeth Bennett after all.




